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  1. 01-01-2019, 17:44 #86631
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    well, fuck, wife sitting downstairs and apparently can't smell burning pizza.
    "You can't cook in the Living Room"
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  2. 01-01-2019, 18:34 #86632
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives View Post
    Nobody wanted to hear my Mayhem ad idea?

    I?ll bite. My wife loves those commercials. Let?s hear it.
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  4. 01-01-2019, 20:43 #86634
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    I?ll bite. My wife loves those commercials. Let?s hear it.
    Previous commercial fades out....and you see this:

    Average guy mowing his grass with view of his car parked on the street in front of his house. 5 second shot /cut

    Mayhem guy at work getting yelled at by the boss for screwing up, and leaves work...5 second shot /cut

    Mayhem guy coming home to pissed off wife yelling at him, screaming kids in the background, gets sent out to pick up dinner...5 second shot /cut

    Mayhem guy at the grocery store with fried chicken from the deli, in line behind a blue hair with a super loaded cart, and a retarded checker w/bagger on his phone...5 second shot /cut

    Mayhem guy behind the wheel, radio blasting, eating greasy chicken...wheel slips out of his hand and he side swipes all the parked cars in front of the dude mowing his grass..5 second shot /cut.

    Last five seconds Mayhem guy says his usual close out, winner, winner chicken dinner, protection against Mayhem like me....etc.
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  5. 01-01-2019, 20:54 #86635
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    I could totally see that as one of their commercials.
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    Yeah!...I think it's awesome.



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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    well, fuck, wife sitting downstairs and apparently can't smell burning pizza.
    My wife's cooking's gotten a lot better since she learned the smoke alarm wasn't a timer.

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    I like your commercial.
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    Tomorrow starts my filling in on Mids for the guy who got in the accident a few weeks ago. So tonight I'm staying up in the hopes I sleep tomorrow. The boys were rambunctious today, so the nap I'd planned didn't happen. Think I'll go through the basement and try to ID stuff for giving away and/or a garage sale.
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    Looking forward to not having these sutures.... they're more in the way than serving a purpose. Why would I suffer the hassle to go to the doc's office for something I've done 100s of times already... curious really, who here doesn't remove their own?

    Good night folks!
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