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    So dig this:

    I get mail from my mortgage company a week ago, "I know" what it is, it's next months payment w/envelope....showed up normal time as usual. Didn't open it.

    Going through all my mail to pay some bills I have, decided to open mortgage mail too.

    "Oh Fu*k".... they sent my check back because …….it wasn't signed. SON OF A BITCH
    And of course I can't straighten it out today, it's an effing holiday. I never wanted to set up auto deposit because my current bank doesn't do business in AZ. anyways.

    Oh well, hopefully they don't ding my credit for it.


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    I have some shit to say about blow gun monkey hunting on Friday too...


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    I have a funny story about peeing into a water bottle while inside a sleeping bag while I was elk hunting. I haven't told anyone and was in danger of forgetting. Thanks for the reminder.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kowalski Lives View Post
    So dig this:

    I get mail from my mortgage company a week ago, "I know" what it is, it's next months payment w/envelope....showed up normal time as usual. Didn't open it.

    Going through all my mail to pay some bills I have, decided to open mortgage mail too.

    "Oh Fu*k".... they sent my check back because …….it wasn't signed. SON OF A BITCH
    And of course I can't straighten it out today, it's an effing holiday. I never wanted to set up auto deposit because my current bank doesn't do business in AZ. anyways.

    Oh well, hopefully they don't ding my credit for it.
    Call them tomorrow, explaining you forgot the banks were closed on monday, In honor of Dr. King.

    Then consider Chase, or U.S bank, who have offices down Az way.
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    Tamales are just about ready, later.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Tamales are just about ready, later.
    I miss street vendor tamale in centeral/west LA street area.
    Add torta to the order.
    No restroom visits.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
    I miss street vendor tamale in centeral/west LA street area.
    Add torta to the order.
    No restroom visits.
    We get them at the year round Farmers Mkt. Grab a few burritos wash it down with some of their strawberry lemonade. At 9 in the morning, oh yeah...

    And i hate strawberries, but damn,, they make a good lemonade.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    And i hate strawberries, but damn,, they make a good lemonade.
    Looks like we got a fucking communist on our hands.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Looks like we got a fucking communist on our hands.
    I don't understand how anyone doesn't like strawberries.

    My dad doesn't like them either... It's freaking weird.

    When I was in the hospital (couldn't eat/drink for more than a month) my wife brought in a basket of organic strawberries, and I finally had to ask her to go eat them somewhere else. They smelled so F'in good... It's amazing how sensitive your nose gets when going without food for an extended period of time.
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