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    Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

    Had you utilized the restrooms hand soap and paper towels. Think how rich you'd be.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Someone dropped this million dollar bill on the floor of a gas station bathroom earlier this week, but the floor looked pretty gross so I didn't pick it up.

    "No pay check to pay check"
    "Be financially independent!"
    "Call 1-800-Usu-cker for a free seminar!"

    Next seminar dvd, workbook will cost $30k.

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    Quote Originally Posted by MrPrena View Post
    "No pay check to pay check"
    "Be financially independent!"
    "Call 1-800-Usu-cker for a free seminar!"

    Next seminar dvd, workbook will cost $30k.
    You sound like you fell for the scam.........
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    You sound like you fell for the scam.........
    That's pretty much the MO of every one of those work from home, flip houses, buy houses without using your own money, etc. We did a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar and it was basically that.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    You sound like you fell for the scam.........
    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    That's pretty much the MO of every one of those work from home, flip houses, buy houses without using your own money, etc. We did a Rich Dad Poor Dad seminar and it was basically that.
    I fell for the $20. It was folded and looked real.
    I did pick up real $20 twice in 13 year span.


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    Money can buy you lots of things but if you?re that rich and using the bathroom at a gas station then maybe you aren?t spending that money correctly.

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    Headed to the pharmacy.... get my shit, at the register and the kid says....$18.65

    I say, must have been a good year for something.

    He says Yeah, you could kill someone and get away with it.

    ?

    I said, yeah...cameras, dna, forensics and all that stuff.

    He says, yeah.


    Then I went to Wendys and got three Jr Bacon Cheeseburgers and a medium fry....because eating leftover Panda that looks like second graders sifted through with their fingers didn't look very good to me.


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    Century Stink is being quite the bitch kitty this evening.

    Locking up/freezing, having to restart. I guess paying money for a service nowadays includes paying for service that frequently doesn't exist while trying to utilize it.


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    Dr. Ruth is still alive? I would not have guessed that.


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