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    I'm doing a fish dance for you guys.....(everyone else can shut the hell up that I am).

    GF and I have a funny fish gill thing we do from time to time. It's hilarious, but it might help our Brother out.


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    I'm doing it right now.


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    You know that meme about how to field dress a unicorn? There should be one about de-veining a mermaid.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I did it for a solid 15 seconds.

    I think you're good to go Lobo.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    You know that meme about how to field dress a unicorn? There should be one about de-veining a mermaid.
    This ^^^
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    Wait...a mermaid with a farmers tan?


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    My daughter was drawing this mermaid out of a Harry Potter book and getting as close to the original as she could. Once I pointed out that the center line was probably her shit shoot and each little black ball was probably one of her past 7 or 8 meals, and that it looked like she shit her mermaid diaper, she really lightened up that line on her drawing. lolololololololol

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    Still...fish dance haters.


    Seriously, it's hilarious....but I hope it's effective at the same time.


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    Field dressing a unicorn reference: http://www.rainbowsandunicorns.com/f...-a-unicorn.php
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    Damn!...just had a 12 run sneeze fest.

    Must be unicorn dust or something, but I do need to get my arse to bed.

    Goodnight all..and Wednesday will be a happy hump day when it's over.


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