The post whore thread.

[Irving]

Blew up the bambalance trans between Raton and Peublo on Saturday. Tow bill sucked ass, and the rebuild is gonna suck too.

Grrrrr.

That's a bum bummer.

The neighbor's friend blocked my driveway for like 45 minutes the other day. There was plenty of room in front of the neighbor's house. I was livid.

[whitewalrus]

Blew up the bambalance trans between Raton and Peublo on Saturday. Tow bill sucked ass, and the rebuild is gonna suck too.

Grrrrr.

That sucks, sorry to hear. You have them drag it back to your house?

[FoxtArt]

thing about living in bum f#$# is if someone ever blocks your driveway, you know it's either bums f#$#ing in a car, or some dude getting bum f#$%ed. Either way, they don't block it long,

[Great-Kazoo]

That's a bum bummer.

The neighbor's friend blocked my driveway for like 45 minutes the other day. There was plenty of room in front of the neighbor's house. I was livid.

That's 15 minutes too long of being a nice guy. Livid stresses your heart, head and stomach. Why suffer when a polite, excuse me you're blocking my driveway should do.

[ChickNorris]

Heard a joke on the radio:

Friend of mine bought a box of milk duds but one of them wasn't & it blew his head off.

[OtterbatHellcat]

That sucks, sorry to hear. You have them drag it back to your house?

No, to my work. I'll pull it out tomorrow after I clock out. Get it out for repair Wednesday.

[Irving]

That's 15 minutes too long of being a nice guy. Livid stresses your heart, head and stomach. Why suffer when a polite, excuse me you're blocking my driveway should do.

I was mad for other reasons, and wasn't about to go blow up on my friend's friend and spoil relationships. Plus I wasn't going anywhere.

Heard a joke on the radio:

Friend of mine bought a box of milk duds but one of them wasn't & it blew his head off.

That's awesome.

[Irving]

My friend just texted me this.

[Fentonite]

Now, I'm not saying that women shouldn't drive forklifts...

...but 100% of the time that a forklift has gotten stuck in a tree in my front yard, causing significant damage to said tree and requiring me to break out the chainsaw to free it, the driver has been a woman.

Just sayin'.





Relax CN - I kid!

[Irving]

Did they build a Home Depot around your house or something? What's going on?

I was going to make a funny (I thought) joke about women drivers the other day with my daughter in the car, but opted not to because I have to tread a very fine line between things I think are funny, and things that will ruin her developing personality.