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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Excellent
    Now that you figured it out, what are you trying to share?

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Wouldnt a sexy earthworm costume be a ....


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    Oh my gosh. I've got to stop taking my inside jokes and posting them here out of context.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Oh my gosh. I've got to stop taking my inside jokes and posting them here out of context.
    Ok. But that's often your best material. Just sayin.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    It came from trying to describe a smell to my daughter as "butthole cologne" or what an earthworm would smell like if it was about to go out to the clubs.

    Then I started thinking about how every Halloween costume is a sexy something or other and thought Sexy Earthworm both sounded funny and described the smell I was trying to convey.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    It came from trying to describe a smell to my daughter as "butthole cologne" or what an earthworm would smell like if it was about to go out to the clubs.

    Then I started thinking about how every Halloween costume is a sexy something or other and thought Sexy Earthworm both sounded funny and described the smell I was trying to convey.
    Not surprisingly the backstory is even more peculiar, or is that just me?
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    Let's just say that there is a reason that I don't have a World's Best Dad coffee mug.




    The reason is because those few words can't possibly describe how great my fathering is. With a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other, Shakespeare would have a difficult time expressing the depths and intricacies with which I rear my young. Heck, he'd need an IV drip of ayahuasca to merely scratch the surface of my nuances, let alone convey them to other humans within the restrictions of spoken language.
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    It was far from a criticism, to be clear.
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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post

    The reason is because those few words can't possibly describe how great my fathering is. With a dictionary in one hand and a thesaurus in the other, Shakespeare would have a difficult time expressing the depths and intricacies with which I rear my young. Heck, he'd need an IV drip of ayahuasca to merely scratch the surface of my nuances, let alone convey them to other humans within the restrictions of spoken language.
    If I was one credit hour from graduating, and this assignment was the final requirement, I'd quit night school at the community college and never look back.
    Last edited by Irving; 08-19-2019 at 20:46.
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    Takes 15 minutes from flat and rolled in duffle to bait in water. Weighs about 60lbs. I usually leave it inflated about 80% and strap it down on top of tonneau cover. I have plenty of storage to leave inflated. Transom and battery rack behind seat for "serious" fishing days.
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