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  1. #96781
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    Match day tomorrow.
    As ready now as I'm going to be.
    Excited to see what will be a new 'first' in the individual stages.


    Really hope the range isn't flooded out.
    No news means it's a go. . .
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    4709 'guests'
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    Then can teach them to clean and cook fishes.
    Wait... you're supposed to clean the fishes before you cook them?!

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    In other news, I just learned that "OG" doesn't mean "Old Guy"...


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    Supervisor asked me to stay 1.5-hrs later in a few weeks for a design review (the type that usually last a few hours). I said I'd prefer not to on that date, as it was my birthday; if I stayed that late, I wouldn't get to see my girls at all that day and that wouldn't be a good way to celebrate my birthday.

    He then asked me if I was turning 29. I said no.

    I'm not sure if I'm supposed to be offended or excited that he thought I was going to turn 29. Does that make me old?

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    Or is it the fact that I just had spine surgery, can't lift more than 10-lbs, walk 5-mi a day per doctors orders, and wear sunglasses over my prescription glasses?

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    Wow, 10-min of posting by myself. And here I thought you hos had no life outside of the PWT...

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    The secret lifes of hos.

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    Co-worker came by yesterday and said he needed a real engineer.

    I said let me know if he finds one.

    He said, "no, I was asking for you".

    Me:

    I've finally made it.

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    He showed me some drawings from 1970 for a telescope that he is working on, with his thought process.

    I pointed to a part and said, "well if you unthread this part, you should get access to that part".

    Him: "How the hell did you know that was threaded?!"

    Me: "Cause they drew cosmetic threads in the drawing, see?"

    Him: