The post whore thread.

[ChickNorris]

There are very few squirrels or rabbits in my neighborhood. They don't have the opportunity to be repeat offenders in my yard at any rate.

Birds have yet to be an issue. Apparently blind old ladies steal less than birds & double as scarecrows.

[ChickNorris]

Ive had to put my boot on a raccoon's arse a few times too.


Figuratively of course

[SideShow Bob]

Apparently blind old ladies double as scarecrows.

What ? Tell the neighbor lady that you are going to help her cross the street, but lead er to the middle of your garden & leave her there ?

[OtterbatHellcat]

Deck looks fantastic, Lobo.

[ChickNorris]

Tomorrow I'm going to harvest my grape vines. I have quite a few this year despite the old neighbor lady who likes to steal them & pretend she doesn't know where they went. I stand not 20 feet away & watch her pick them . . . She doesn't realize I'm right there because her eyesight really sucks.

I always give her about half of what I personally collect anyway so she ends up with the lion's share. I think she enjoys thinking she's gotten away with the theft just as much as she likes eating them. I dont think she has very many joys in her daily so I'm glad she's briefly happy.

What do you use to keep the birds, rabbits & squirrels out of your grapes ? Every year, a friend of mine?s grapes get devastated by all those varmits.

There are very few squirrels or rabbits in my neighborhood. They don't have the opportunity to be repeat offenders in my yard at any rate.

Birds have yet to be an issue. Apparently blind old ladies steal less than birds & double as scarecrows.

What ? Tell the neighbor lady that you are going to help her cross the street, but lead er to the middle of your garden & leave her there ?

Bit more linear conversation. You may have missed the first part

[ChickNorris]

Deck looks fantastic, Lobo.

THIS ^^^

[ChickNorris]

Who wants to play hooky & come to Colorado Clays with me?

[ray1970]

Who wants to play hooky & come to Colorado Clays with me?

I want to make it out there soon. Maybe if you?re playing hooky in about three weeks I?ll have some time.

[Irving]

Deck looks great.

[ChickNorris]

I want to make it out there soon. Maybe if you?re playing hooky in about three weeks I?ll have some time.

Alright.

However I don't know if I'll still have use of the Beretta by then.