The post whore thread.

[ChickNorris]

Shades of an old 70's movie, Phantom of the Paradise.

Um. . . Not even close to similar by my standards.

[Great-Kazoo]

Um. . . Not even close to similar by my standards.

recheck those standards

[ChickNorris]

Think you're the one who needs to revisit perspective there chief.

[Great-Kazoo]

Think you're the one who needs to revisit perspective there chief.

Hey i didn't crawl up from the gutter to only enjoy the view.

[Great-Kazoo]

I have high friends in low places.

[Great-Kazoo]

It's like vuja de only different

[Great-Kazoo]

COLONICS FOR EVERYONE !

[Great-Kazoo]

You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules. Take germs, for example.

[Great-Kazoo]

James: Germs?


Jeffery Goines:

Uh-huh. Eighteenth century: no such thing, nada, nothing. No one ever imagined such a thing. No sane person.

Along comes this doctor, uh, Semmelweis, Semmelweis. Semmelweis comes along. He's trying to convince people, other doctors mainly, that's there's these teeny tiny invisible bad things called germs that get into your body and make you sick. He's trying to get doctors to wash their hands. What is this guy? Crazy? Teeny, tiny, invisible? What do they call it? Uh-uh, germs? Huh? What?

Now, up to the 20th century - last week, as a matter of fact, before I got dragged into this hellhole - I go in to order a burger at this fast-food joint, and the guy drops it on the floor. James, he picks it up, he wipes it off, he hands it to me like it's all OK
. "What about the germs?" I say. He says "I don't believe in germs. Germs is a plot made up so they could sell disinfectants and soaps." Now he's crazy, right? See? Ah! Ah! There's no right, there's no wrong, there's only popular opinion. You... you... you believe in germs, right?

[Gman]

Blasphemy. The science is settled!!!