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  1. 02-21-2020, 11:05 #99761
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    Your just supposed to kiss it a little, not scarf the whole thing down.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    I wish I could find a meme I saw once specific to this... it was a picture of the product & then a caption that said (paraphrased)

    "My dad doesn't know I found & used his kiss practicer."
    Good news!
    google is NOT putting that thing on recommended search.
    I did a Toyota Search on September, and I am STILL getting flooded with ToYota targeted ad even 5mo from now.
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    They're setting you up for a surprise later, after you forget having searched for it.
    Liberals never met a slippery slope they didn't grease.
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    I wish technology solved people issues. It seems to just reveal them.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    They're setting you up for a surprise later, after you forget having searched for it.
    It's waiting until it hears family members are visiting and around the computer for sure.

    The google AI has advanced into extortion schemes.
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    Maybe I should start using AltaVista, Lycos, excite, or aol.

    (If they still exist).
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    My favorite is ads about products that I already bought months ago. Or when I have to look up products that have been damaged by hail for a claim I'm writing, so I get ads about grills and patio furniture all summer long.
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    Big dollar items that you usually buy once every 5+ years (like a refrigerator). Stop feeding me ads for them. I don't need a 6-pack of fridges.
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    Dear Amazon, I do not collect toilet seats. I got what I needed. Please stop
    Emailing me about toilet seat deals just because I bought one once.
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    I want one of those Japanese ones that hose yer arse down.
    Sayonara
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    Huh. All I get are ads for dating sites and viagra.
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