Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!
Now to catch up with da hos..
I leave for a bit and miss all the fun!!
FHUGETABOUDIT!!!
Mmm... dev'ld eggs tomorrow... And ham... I should just wear a shirt that says "stay back 20ft"
That happens if I eat onions.
Just doing what I can to stay on this side of the dirt.
Onions and fried egg with taylor ham on a toasted rosemary bagel with garlic cream cheese.
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
Now I'm starving... Coffee, Church, then gluttony.
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
[QUOTE=jim;1052945] BACON, BACON, ER /QUOTE]
Ha!
I've already had stuffed freedom toast, ranch potatoes and bacon. Time to get ready for church and then destroy an Easter dinner after.
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"when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".
I just woke up to a dream about shopping in the wal mart down the street. I was staring at the ammo case which was about 3 times the typical case size in a store. Except there were curtains on the inside of the glass doors covering the contents. There was a sign on the door that said something about hardware was available in another part of the store. I peeked through the sides of the curtains and i saw what looked like ammo boxes. So then I looked around and there was Dionne Warwick working at the sporting goods register. I asked her if I could see inside the cases. She opened them up for me, I drew back the curtains, and they were completely full of ammo but mostly imaginary calibers or useless shit. One that sticks out in my mind was 7 mm Mauser Buffalo Bore hard cast. I remember thinking 'WTF.. who would use this shit'. All the ammo boxes looked like cereal boxes, but generic cereal like the old kroger cost-cutter stuff with the scissors. Some of the boxes were busted up so I rearranged them for Dionne. I finally found some that I wanted.. 10k round cases of 5.56 and 4k round cases of .22LR with no purchase limit. And the boxes were orange like the captain crunch peanut butter cereal. I filled up a shopping cart and hugged Dionne. Then I woke up to my dog loudly slurping water from her bowl.