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  1. 07-09-2013, 22:27 #21391
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    Quote Originally Posted by USAFGopherMike View Post
    Nor am I... I need more ammo and a nailgun.
    Shit... The lights went out the other night and I couldn't damn near find a flashlight...
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    Default The post whore thread.

    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Heading back to the guitar
    Chicks dig dudes that play guitar... I should learn
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    Quote Originally Posted by wax_job View Post
    Sayings like: "Does a bear shit in the woods"

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    depends on the bear
    If you make something idiot proof, someone will make a better idiot... Forget youth, what we need is a fountain of smart. There are no stupid questions, just a lot of inquisitive idiots.
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    "Fellas....Is a frog's ass water tight?"
    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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    That bear looks like its crying and is probably constipated
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    Do fat kids like cupcakes?
    Do black guys like white women?
    Is the Pope catholic?
    Is a frogs ass water tight?
    Does a one legged duck swim in circles?
    Is the sky blue?
    Does herpes burn?
    Does a whore sleep on her back?
    Is your head attached to your shoulders?
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    Hey, does anyone remember who was selling Kevlar in the trading post a few months ago?
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    Quote Originally Posted by wax_job View Post
    Chicks dig dudes that play guitar... I should learn
    Depends on the "chick". The ones I was after could really care less, however they loved coming to the stadium to watch us on our bikes!
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    Quote Originally Posted by spyder View Post

    depends on the bear
    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    That bear looks like its crying and is probably constipated
    You are completely right! lol
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    Shitting bees maybe?
    "I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
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