The post whore thread.

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Fuck your bugs........ Scary bastards.

Sent from my teepee using smoke signals.

[BuffCyclist]

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[BuffCyclist]

Fuck scorpions, and those, and the spiders we have here... Last time we went hiking, we came across a tarantula... it scared the bejesus out of me! I was sitting, and was leaning back, arms propping me up from behind. A stick moved under my finger and so I looked back, a friggen tarantula is what moved the stick. It was two inches from crawling on me. It wasn't too big of a spider, only about 4" in diameter, but I hate, *hate* spiders. I jumped up, and before I stopped, ya, my hand was clinching the grip on my Hk (still holstered)... My wife laughed her ass off (didn't think I had that kind of vertical). She then told me the legal reasons I couldn't shoot it bla bla bla bla..... So, I took a few rounds out of the mag, and thew them at it. Stupid little thing....

Disclaimer* It was on soft dirt when I threw the rounds at it.

HAHA! Now that is hilarious!! You actually THREW ammo at the tarantula?!

[BuffCyclist]

Was just told by my fiancee that I can't come home until at least 6am. She's still awake and the weather is still crappy, so we'll probably call it a night at 4am, which means I'd be home at 5am after the long drive.

Guess I'm gonna go hang out at walmart or see if the mcdonald's is open that early. I'm guessing not, though if you can believe it, their website doesn't have the hours of operation on it. Guess that means 24hrs...right?

[spyder]

Oh ya, I forgot about this fucker also.... Found him in the corner of the house we moved into in our first week that we came to Trinidad...

[spyder]

I thought the ground was softer than it was apparently.... Oh well.

[spyder]

Trinidad has a new slogan... Transvestites, Spiders, and Bears Oh MY!!!

I've seen way, way too many big ass spiders here, bears are an almost nightly occurrence at my house, and the people that keep you guessing what they are, work at Walmart here.

[BuffCyclist]

HAHA, that is awesome! I'll have to do that with some ammo next time I see a vinegaroon! Not trying to hurt it, just for the picture.

Ooh, better idea! Just the bullet and stage it so the thing hit the bullet out of the air!

[spyder]

The wolf spider (the one in the canning jar) almost got a hole in it, or it's legs separated from its body, by a 45 round, or seven... I actually drew on it, straight out, was going to shoot the fucker. That was the closest I had ever come to a giant spider, ever, and spiders are one of two of my irrational fears. Since then, I have calmed down a lot when it comes to spiders since this place has a ton of them. Ya though, had my custom 1911 on it, and believe me, the trigger was nice, smooth, and light. The fact that I didn't put any through it I think showed great trigger finger control... lol After about an hour of screaming at it, jumping around my house, and going nuts, I calmed down and caught it in the jar.

I've been jumped, in more fights than I care to admit to, had to use bean bag rounds on people, free style motocrossed, and cliff dived off of really stupid shit at Lake Powell, but nothing has ever come close to getting me up and going like that Wolf Spider invading my house... I couldn't sleep for days....... Irrational fears, they suck.

[spyder]

Speaking of bears, my dog is going nuts... Gota go scare one away........