The post whore thread.

[stoner01]

Maybe I need to drink coffee more. Ive had a stomach bug the past day that could use some clearing out.

[DangerLee_Industries]

What's red and bad for your teeth???????


A brick.

[DangerLee_Industries]

What's green and when you get it stuck between your teeth you die?????


A tractor.

[DangerLee_Industries]

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?


A stick.

[DangerLee_Industries]

A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel in his hat. The bartender says "Hey pirate, whats with the paper towel?"

The pirate replied "Arr, I got a bounty on me head!"

[DangerLee_Industries]

What is the stupidest animal living in the jungle?

The Polar bear......

[DangerLee_Industries]

What's grey and squishy?


A melted penguin....

[DangerLee_Industries]

A skeleton walks into a bar and says to the bartender "gimme a beer and a mop."

[DangerLee_Industries]

Two cannibals are eating a clown, one looks over to the other and says:
"Does this taste funny to you?"

[DangerLee_Industries]

Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?


Because if it had 4, it would be chicken sedan.