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    Because youre a noob dude.

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    Good evening whores, what do you call a bunch of whores??



    Whores of course!
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

    -John Adams, 1775

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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    :what::what::what:

    It's Friday nite of holiday(Labor day no less) weekend.

    Grab a fancy glass, pour 3 fingers of the good stuff, swat the the wife playfully on the behind and get your whore on.

    Sent from my electronic ball and chain.


    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    My dog got a hold of three skittles. She's just chewing away.... Mrs. Belly can deal with a sugared up dog. It's worse than a kid.
    I've never heard of a dog with a sugar high...

    Quote Originally Posted by TheBelly View Post
    On the first lap of the first race, some guy bumped my wife out of the way. I chased him down and wrecked him out.

    Do. Not. F$&@. With. Mrs. Belly.

    i will chase you down and wreck your shit.
    Haha, that would definitely be my reaction too!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stoner01 View Post
    Because youre a noob dude.
    Says the married guy....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    So... I played softball for a church up here in Brighton.... One of the girls on the team is GORGEOUS... Blonde hair, blue eyes... Just... DAMN...

    Anyway, one of the girls I work with played for the team too... They became friends, the two girls...


    Anyway, I've been telling the girl I work with about the other girl and how I'd like to ask her out and such...

    Well, the girl I work with finally talked me into doing it...

    Now, I'm sitting here, waiting for the pretty one to get back to me....


    THIS sucks. I have no idea why it's fucking with me as much as it is... Palms are sweaty. Stomach is all FUBAR.... Nervous as hell.... This is why I never dated in school.
    Didn't shoot yourself in the foot by going after the superhot chick and ignoring that your coworker likes you, did ya? Then, by superceding your coworker, the hot chick got mad and then you lose both.

    Quote Originally Posted by stoner01 View Post
    Because youre a noob dude.
    oooooh, get out the ointment because you just got BURNED!

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    Just kidding, I'm sure she's got stuff going on and hasn't had time to get back to ya. Just give it some time and keep your fellow whores updated!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    Says the married guy....
    Obviously I did something that worked

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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    I'm not rushing. That's not the deal. The deal is, why the hell is this making me do this?
    You're just not comfortable dating women.
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    "when you're happy you enjoy the melody but, when you're broken you understand the lyrics".

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    You're just not comfortable dating women.
    Agreed. I used to be the same way, and there's nothing wrong with it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    You're just not comfortable dating women.
    Thats just low, funny as hell tho
    But a Constitution of Government once changed from Freedom, can never be restored. Liberty, once lost, is lost forever.

    -John Adams, 1775

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    "I believe that we are all one mistake away from tragedy...and the mistake made may not be ours."