The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

I remember when we used to be allowed to order PB&J sandwiches, or double-layer PBJ's. The only downside is they came with a 0.5"x0.5"x4" piece of "cheese". Let me describe the cheese:

It was the color of cheetos dust, would bounce if you dropped it, was moldable into shapes and smelled like plastic. We started having cheeseball bouncing contests, to see how many times we could get cheeseballs of various sizes to bounce the highest.

When the school admins realized we weren't eating the cheese, they implemented a policy that we would have to eat everything on the lunch tray or we couldn't have recess. So we started bouncing the cheese off the trays.

For some reason that story was a lot funnier back then, but I can't think of the sequence of events and I know I'm missing a few key parts of the story.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Re-Hi Stoner...



Lunchroom fun is all good BC....there was a lot of food product stuck to the ceiling tiles above our corner... lol

[OtterbatHellcat]

Scroll back, Stoner...there is some funny shit back there..

[stoner01]

I cant decide if I want a salad or grilled something for lunch

[OtterbatHellcat]

Post it, post it you wild bitches.....let go of them reins, Ima posting fucker.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd go with Grilled Something.

[BuffCyclist]

In fourth grade, my best friend (since we were 2yrs old, still my best friend to this day) and I were finally put in the same class together. We were tasked to hang a bunch of crap on the back cork board, above the computers, so we were given staplers and were showed how to flatten them to staple things on the wall.

We then realized that if you squeezed it like a gun, you could shoot staples. We got into a staple fight and were dodging them left and right. Suddenly, he drops his stapler and throws his hand over his eye and starts laughing hysterically. He pulled his hand away and had a staple THROUGH his eyelid. Apparently, it landed on his eye and he blinked, thereby piercing his eyelid.

We walked up to the teacher and said "I don't think we fully understand how to use the staplers". She was all confused, then he turned and showed her his eye and she fell backwards out of her chair!

[BuffCyclist]

Grilled lettuce with BBQ sauce as the dressing?

[OtterbatHellcat]

[OtterbatHellcat]

This is the Swingline hotline, how can I help you?