The post whore thread.

[BuffCyclist]

And in that same class, we were dissecting owl pellets. The teacher gave us a tray with all sorts of tools. My friend and I were paired up and he saw the scalpel and started playing with it. He pulled the sheath off of it, and then the teacher told everyone to not touch the scalpels until she spoke about them (not seeing that he was already touching it). He put the scalpel below the desk while in his lap and slowly reinserted it into the sheath and thats when his eyes went anime. I looked at him and wondered what happened, then he put the scalpel back on the tray and thats when I saw the tip of the scalpel was sticking through the sheath by a good quarter inch.

Turns out, he put his thumb over the end of the sheath and pierced himself. We tried to stop the bleeding, but after going through a box of kleenex in less than a minute, the teacher caught on.

[stoner01]

Something about a condom story...what page

[BuffCyclist]

Then, 6th grade hit and it was time to prank the teacher. This teacher LOVED fish and would bring a 1 quart bottle of water to school everyday. Her favorite fish was guppies, so we snuck in during recess and filled her bottle with guppies. She didn't notice, poured a glass of guppy water and then took a sip. She stopped, looked up, and then spit out 2 guppies on the girl in the front row.

Lets just say that after 4th grade and 6th grade, he and I were never put in the same classes again.

[BuffCyclist]

Something about a condom story...what page

post #33107

[stoner01]

CHEESECAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[BuffCyclist]

Booyah!

[OtterbatHellcat]

No, Officer...I've never urinated off my porch....thanks for asking.

...are those hand cuffs for me?

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've not done any PT today, I feel guilty.

[stoner01]

Youre porch, you do what you want.

[BuffCyclist]

Did everything just taste purple for a second?