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  1. #33151
    Fire Crotch
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    Forget work, forget the beer, forget the seductive wives, FOCUS PEOPLE!

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    OtterbatHellcat
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    I'm gonna try.

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    Fire Crotch
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    Nothing else matters right now!

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    OtterbatHellcat
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    Whoring at it's best.

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    Fire Crotch
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    Oooh, bagel!

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    OtterbatHellcat
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    Might have to tap into the wifs wine cooler stash.

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    Fire Crotch
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    In high school, I was running with a few friends. We were takling about how one of them had ADD. He started denying us and then went "oooh, bagel" and stopped to pickup a bagel that was in the street.

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    OtterbatHellcat
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    Don't steal someone else's shit out of the fridge.

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    Fire Crotch
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    That phrase has stuck with us for years.

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    OtterbatHellcat
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    I wouldn't eat some food product of the street.

    ...unless it was within the five second rule.