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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
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    Sent from my electronic ball and chain.
    Glad someone caught onto it!

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Well, crashed on the way to lowes and found out i was low on cash.



    Seriously though, bi-fold doors need to be phased out because they obviously can't be shipped without being damaged. Also, the "plumbing" employees are freaking' useless. I told the guy I need at least 12" from center line of faucet (where it mounts) to where the water comes out. He walked to the side of the thing, and said, that one LOOKS longer. I was holding a tape measure in my hand.

    Then, I got a lecture from a lady in the aisle that faucets with a single knob are a PITA. She went on for 10min. I need a beer.
    Last week or so i had this "lady" inbetween lanes. MM do i want right opr left lane. Flash the lights and honk at her. As i pass she flips me off, with kids in the SUV. Down goes the passenger window .
    I inform her IF she put that finger to work between her legs she'd be less angry.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Mold marks
    Awesome, thanks!

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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Last week or so i had this "lady" inbetween lanes. MM do i want right opr left lane. Flash the lights and honk at her. As i pass she flips me off, with kids in the SUV. Down goes the passenger window .
    I inform her IF she put that finger to work between her legs she'd be less angry.


    Her kids were probably like, what does that crazy man mean by "between your legs"?

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post


    Her kids were probably like, what does that crazy man mean by "between your legs"?

    Fuk her it got her attention. Stupid bitch. People think they are safe from equal reactions.
    ALLEGEDLY, One time some kids thought it was FUNNY they cut me off and then FLIPPED ME OFF, after i honked at them. OOPS NEVER TURN IN TO A DEAD END WHILE BEING PURSUED BY AN OLD GUY.

    Luckily for most of them, cell phones / cameras have extended their time on planet earth.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jim View Post
    Last week or so i had this "lady" inbetween lanes. MM do i want right opr left lane. Flash the lights and honk at her. As i pass she flips me off, with kids in the SUV. Down goes the passenger window .
    I inform her IF she put that finger to work between her legs she'd be less angry.
    That is hilarious.

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    Uhm..who farted??..,,
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    Sorry...

    Dale's Pale Ale always gives me gas...

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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    Sorry...

    Dale's Pale Ale always gives me gas...
    No worries. Little notice next time would be cool....
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