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    Only thing missing is a busload of peasants holding their pigs and chickens.

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    Yeah, but you can get swine and fowl for dirt cheap down there.

    You always wanted *fresh* eggs at home, didn't ya?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Howdy, Texas Bogie.

    Are you gonna light a bag of dog shit on fire.......on Belly's porch while you're down there?
    Lol I should light it on his new boss' porch with his signature on it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Yeah, but you can get swine and fowl for dirt cheap down there.

    You always wanted *fresh* eggs at home, didn't ya?
    I get a loony tunes thought bubble of a roasted pig on a spit with an apple in its mouth.

    Lots of fresh eggs moving around in these fertile women...

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    Lots of morbidly obese women walking around in yoga pants. "Everything is bigger in texas"

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    Stretchy pants on big gals is just............ *shudder*

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    I bet that ones got a firebush.

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    I need coffee obc...bad... I should have grabbed some in the terminal. Now I'm stuck at the exit waiting on my cohort.

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    What kind of cohort isn't getting coffee for you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    What kind of cohort isn't getting coffee for you?
    One that out ranks me....

    Brutal and belly permanently scarred me. Now whenever I see an old lady with lipstick I think of "gumming"......

    /puke