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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    "we" as in my yeti bros and I.

    I want beer made with the blood of the non-believers!
    And i want my beer to have been capped by the vaginal lips of Jennifer Aniston. Looks like neither one of gets our wish tonight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Note to all: never answer "yeti" to the question "if you could pick an animal, which would you be?", in a job interview. That is all.
    Another note: if you are interviewing a candidate for a job, never ask that question.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    And i want my beer to have been capped by the vaginal lips of Jennifer Aniston. Looks like neither one of gets our wish tonight.
    They'd have have to have wide neck mouths on them, Jim. I've already had her. Twice.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    Note to all: never answer "yeti" to the question "if you could pick an animal, which would you be?", in a job interview. That is all.
    Everybody knows the correct answer is 'Crazy Nastyass Honey Badger."
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    Quote Originally Posted by crays View Post
    They'd have have to have wide neck mouths on them, Jim. I've already had her. Twice.
    With all due respect. it's not how tight or loose a woman is. it's how large or small the man's penis is.

    From our pillow talk, i would venture, the issue is on your end, or front. She said it was hard to tell, with the lights............................................ ..................................................




































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    I'd throw one in Jennifer Aniston. She looked smoking in that Miller's movie.

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    Quote Originally Posted by mcjhr View Post
    I'd throw one in Jennifer Aniston. She looked smoking in that Miller's movie.
    I'd be hard pressed to choose between her & cameron diaz.


    Or the mother of my last child
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    I'm glad you didn't post Meg Ryan.

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    Dirty whores.............all of ya.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogie View Post
    I'm glad you didn't post Meg Ryan.

    She's happy too.
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