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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Booze never goes bad, but bad pussy is a reality.

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    Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Can scotch go bad? Wtf did I just taste


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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.
    That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.
    Or stalk you on Facebook.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    That beer won't be bat shit crazy and keep coming back. Just saying.
    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Or stalk you on Facebook.

    It will keep you on the shitter a few hours. Unless she dropped the keys to the handcuffs, close by.
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    Long story.. Shortened.

    10 years ago I hooked up with an x because she was and still is hot. 3 weeks later she's engaged... Low and behold the marriage ends because he cheats.

    Soon as it's filed she starts asking me to dinner... I graciously decline as I'm in a relationship. 3 weeks later she's back in a relationship with an old bf.. Lol.

    As to the scotch.. It was the last two fingers in a 21yr old scotch. Kept in the dark, sealed and the cork was still good. Had to pour it out... It was bad. Never had scotch do that


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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Try cracking a bottle of beer that's been in sunlight for a few weeks. Then get back to us.
    Hey now, I mentioned booze, not beer. AND, I would add that it seems some folks have had some problems with old booze, but I didn't think it possible. Go figure.

    I can say with distinct authority, that I've had a fairly spectacular evening... I happen to like evenings like that. lol.



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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Hey now, I mentioned booze, not beer. AND, I would add that it seems some folks have had some problems with old booze, but I didn't think it possible. Go figure.

    I can say with distinct authority, that I've had a fairly spectacular evening... I happen to like evenings like that. lol.



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    Are you trying to take the fun out of everything?

    My night was spectacular because I learned how to crochet and knit. WTF are you thinkin' ?

    I'm going to knit an afghan.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Monky View Post
    Long story.. Shortened.

    10 years ago I hooked up with an x because she was and still is hot. 3 weeks later she's engaged... Low and behold the marriage ends because he cheats.

    Soon as it's filed she starts asking me to dinner... I graciously decline as I'm in a relationship. 3 weeks later she's back in a relationship with an old bf.. Lol.

    As to the scotch.. It was the last two fingers in a 21yr old scotch. Kept in the dark, sealed and the cork was still good. Had to pour it out... It was bad. Never had scotch do that


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