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  1. 05-08-2015, 23:40 #68511
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    Dog just ate my corned beef while I wasn't looking. Should I punch her in the throat, water board her, or both?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Dog just ate my corned beef while I wasn't looking. Should I punch her in the throat, water board her, or both?
    Feed her wine for a week. Once well marinated, slit throat, hang from rafter in garage a day or so, after skinning and gutting. Then throw a bbq .
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    That sucks, Irving.

    lol....Kazoo.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    Feed her wine for a week. Once well marinated, slit throat, hang from rafter in garage a day or so, after skinning and gutting. Then throw a bbq .
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    Ugh, my grandpa is about to go. Been in the hospital for a week now with all sorts of problems... He's just getting old and his body is starting to fail.

    Maybe this sounds insensitive, but i won't mourn his loss much. He means a lot to me, but I don't feel sorry for him. He has lived a hell of a life and he is just about ready to move on. I'm more worried about my dad. :-/ Seeing my dad all broken up like that just destroys me more than anything else in the world. Fortunately, I haven't had to say goodbye to any close friends before their time.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Dog hater.
    lol


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    Good morning, Brutal...HB.... ho bags.

    Gonna be a good day, dammit. Even if it's not....

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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Dog hater.
    Why so Serious , Bro

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    Would you, could you, in a box? Would you? could you, with a fox?

    I will not eat green eggs and ham, I will not eat them Sam I Am !!


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    $20 says the Smails kid picks his nose.


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