The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Good morning, ho bags.

says the single guy. It's suppose to be nice by monday, maybe.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

[Great-Kazoo]

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

O really.

[buffalobo]

I can't believe how wet it's been....can't mow wet grass worth a shit, and mine needs done, and I have an arrangement with the lesbians across the street to mow their property as well.

Come on, sunshine, get with it....dammit.

Considering the circumstances, shouldn't that be something about trimming the carpet?

O really.

Ooo la la.

[KS63]

Wife and kid are out of the house for a play date. I'm alone. Don't know what to do....

[crays]

Wife and kid are out of the house for a play date. I'm alone. Don't know what to do....

Before you do anything for yourself, do the dishes, some laundry, etc.
The rest of your day will be guilt free, and you'll likely be hailed as a hero when the wife gets back home.

[OtterbatHellcat]

You could always trim the wet carpet too.

[KS63]

Before you do anything for yourself, do the dishes, some laundry, etc.
The rest of your day will be guilt free, and you'll likely be hailed as a hero when the wife gets back home.

No way, Bro! That's her job......

[crays]

No way, Bro! That's her job......

Haha. Good one. Add an extra corner to your man card.

[Great-Kazoo]

No way, Bro! That's her job......

Remember they changed their last name, not the other way around.