The post whore thread.

[brutal]

You should see some of the text our daughter was sending me. She's clearly on her game.

She ask if i wanted some donuts before she drove down.

NO FOOD, Been tossing cookies.

Why are you throwing cookies? You have a net set up?

NO I'M PUKING

I know what it means
Did they cut your Sarcasm off too?? !

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.

[buffalobo]

SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

Well done.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

[HoneyBadger]

SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast!

[HoneyBadger]

Well I have decided to get drunk tonight so Monday will be as miserable as possible. Anyone else joining me?

I would, but I have to be at work at 0545 tomorrow morning...

[HoneyBadger]

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

You know HB wants to know.

HEY! I thought we weren't going to talk about that weekend??

[Great-Kazoo]

This is fucking great. Next Halloween ought to be a blast!

Next Halloween? I doubt i'll be detox'd before Hillary's 2nd term, by choice

[Great-Kazoo]

So is it like when you have smaller balls, it makes your dick look bigger?

.

. Since you had your tonsils removed for an extra inch of stroke. I'll have to say , i don't know.

[Great-Kazoo]

Well done.

sent from my electronic ball and chain

Thanks, I started sending out invites this morning. Telling forum members we know with kids, if they got bored, come on down . The hospital was having a EEH anyway. Why not crash it in style.

[Mazin]

I have started off with a 30 pack of Natty Ice.... down to 26 in 2.5 hours.

And that sounds like brutal hours, I only work 0630-1600 with 30 minute lunch

Your not not hardcore till you drink that after it's been sitting for hours next to a space heater. My FIL use to sit in the garage all day and just drink that damn near boiling, 2 beers use to jack my world up!

SO.................... i'm doing PT around the hospital. 2 kids with their dad come out of one of the rooms. Kids are staring at my stump. SO.......
I stop turn to them and ask.
HEY KIDS you see my leg anywhere???
no............. Tell you what. Why don't you help me look for it.
They stare at dad.

Come on kids IT'S TIME TO PLAY
EASTER LEG HUNT!
Girl starts looking around, boy freaks and goes to dad

Ok Jim serousyl that is fucking funnier than a person blowing some shit up with tannerite and losing.......Nvm


Glad to hear your up and getting around. I will call but I know your busy and getting bombarded right now. Btw you will have a package in the mail soon.

[Great-Kazoo]

I got me a chrysler, it's as big as a whale