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Frozen box of shit start to finish + cool down ETA........15 minutes.
Time on the shitter after the fact of eating it ETA.......15 minutes.
Evaluate society without contemplating suicide or homicide ETA......15 minutes.
Finding something on TV that doesn't suck donkey balls ETA......15 minutes.
Masturbating to porn on a mobile device of some sort ETA.....38 seconds.
Analyzing any media piece as prejudiced slanted garbage ETA..........0 seconds.
Getting two pairs of glasses in one visit ETA........about an hour.
Seeing a bunny beating a drum ETA.........never.
Getting gifts from a creepy fat ass in the middle of the night ETA.....December.
Getting a raise from the place you work at, and love dearly ETA......The 12th of Never.
Realizing that my favorite string on the guitar is the "G string" ETA......first song you ever play.
Knowing I need to stop typing this crap while buzzed ETA.....now is better than later I suppose.
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BIG PaPa

Originally Posted by
Otterbatcat
Good morning.
Good morning.
I would have replied sooner but I was sleeping in because I was out late drinking.
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Hey, Bro.
I still am........hey, where's that Whatcha listening to thread at....search doesn't bring it up. I went back 12 pages.
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Last edited by OtterbatHellcat; 09-30-2017 at 11:23.
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Weekends.
It's super cool to not be at work, .........but my mind is cluttered with a million things it seems.
A rational thought towards a comment like that might be something like "wtf are you doing posting here if you have more important things to be doing?". My response would be.."Jesus Christ, it's my effin weekend, let me not worry about shit for at least a day...or two".
I don't want to be Go Go Go all the damn time, like at work. That's why I hate everyone that wins a lottery, and has every day to do what the hell ever.
Fuckers.
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Grand Master Know It All
Win the Lottery = Hide from all your friends, relatives, petitioners for favors.
Your day fills up fast!
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I'd figure that would happen early on, but would subside at time passed. Could always hire someone at that point to keep that shit to a minimum as well.
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Shit....the end of our Saturday.
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