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    Whatever you want to call it, he was going to let me drive and assist if/as needed. Now I'm just on my own. I can call him up if I get in a pickle, but in general, on my own.
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    I picture a ride along in IT as a trainee double jacking a telephone line while the trainer is saying, "Have you tried turning it off and back on again?"

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    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    If it's not already apparent, I have no idea what you actually do.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    At TiresPlus and this lady says, "I'm having a problem. I got an oil change and one of your employees got the number wrong on the sticker, and now I think it's damaged my car." The oil change light on her dash blinked at her. It's been 3,330 miles for the oil change.

    Oh dear, people trying to get stuff for free when they have no idea what they are talking about.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Another tatted up, thick rimmed glasses, unique individual walked in not two minutes later. I could smell his fuck I ng cologne from across the room. I took my chair outside.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Another tatted up, thick rimmed glasses, unique individual walked in not two minutes later. I could smell his fuck I ng cologne from across the room. I took my chair outside.
    How else they gonna cover the pot smell?

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    I wish it was pot smell. This young man needs to have a woman tell him to his face, "Dude, too much."

    Turns out just an axle seal by the way.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    As some members have assumed about me for a while now, I do, in fact, have a hatchet wound.


    Also, great news on taxes. Sounds like the remaining amount that I'll be owing for 2017 is only going to be about half what I thought it was! I'm so relieved.
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    I watched a snail crawl along the edge of a straight razor. That's my dream; that's my nightmare. Crawling, slithering, along the edge of a straight razor... and surviving.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    As some members have assumed about me for a while now, I do, in fact, have a hatchet wound.


    Also, great news on taxes. Sounds like the remaining amount that I'll be owing for 2017 is only going to be about half what I thought it was! I'm so relieved.
    That's the up side of not working year round
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