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    See if she can teach the ducks to fly. Someone told me those store bought ducks can’t fly and I told him that if I had ducks I would teach them to fly.

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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    See if she can teach the ducks to fly. Someone told me those store bought ducks can’t fly and I told him that if I had ducks I would teach them to fly.
    Their wings are clipped, or suppose to be.
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    I think Drakes will fly, but others won't. I honestly haven't looked into it.

    Edit: I knew Drake was a male duck, but thought it also referred to a species, it doesn't.

    I identified the chicks as Rhode Island Reds, and confirmed when I called the lady. She says the ducks are Pekin and might have some runner in them. She doesn't clip the wings because they get heavy enough to not be able to fly.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    Someone told me those store bought ducks can’t fly and I told him that if I had ducks I would teach them to fly.
    Ask him if ducks bought out of the back of a pick-up truck in a bar parking lot after everyone else has gone home can fly.
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    Well shucks....home from work with a wrecked back.

    Dammit.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Otterbatcat View Post
    Well shucks....home from work with a wrecked back.

    Dammit.
    Ouch, hope you feel better soon.

    I have some wrecked relationships right now.

    It's funny, you send out a group text telling several people that they are taking advantage of you, disrespectful of your generosity, and they pissed off at you. WTF?
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    Thank you,

    That sucks,

    And yeah, folks don't like being called on shitbaggery. Hey, you said what you needed to say to them, and if they're butt hurt about abusing your generosity.....F 'em. Anyone in a respectful relationship with you should wake up and appreciate where you're coming from and perhaps reevaluate what they might have been doing wrong and attempt to fix it. Not cry about it.


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    I think I'll go prone for a while to see if that helps, I thought I was starting to feel more mobile from some over the counter stuff but it's going the other way again.


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    I think part of the butthurt is calling them all out so they all see that I'm pissed at all of them...

    Only one of the three has actually made an apology, and she's not blood.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    I think part of the butthurt is calling them all out so they all see that I'm pissed at all of them...

    Only one of the three has actually made an apology, and she's not blood.
    Isn't that the way it always goes. Most of the time the apology never comes due to them knowing how bad that actually messed up.
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