The post whore thread.

[Irving]

One time at one of those traveling fairs we were having our daughter ride a merry-go-round. I asked the lady if I should come in and put her into the seat, or if she wanted to do it. She says, "No you go ahead and do it, I don't touch the children."

With zero hesitation I was like, "Ohh, court order?"

It was a joke I had lined up for a while and it just slipped out. I thought it was hilarious but she wasn't on board.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Folks are getting too uptight to laugh at normal shit anymore. That PC business was the beginning of wrecking it.

Everyone's a winner, Irving....you just need caring, and understanding, and give them the special space they need to develop into a complete loser pussy.....you know, a libtard fag.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Wait, I mean a wishful thinking sensitive person.

Fixed it.

[Irving]

This toad sensed my distress while reading a disappointing email and came to visit me to make me feel better.


This is what Florida gun stickers look like.

[Irving]

Here is a tree doing a jail break for all his plant friends trapped in this greenhouse. What courage.


Here is how to mitigate hurricane damage. This house was mostly untouched. What you are looking at is ribbed steel panels bolted over all the windows. Some of these have a 1' strip of identically ribbed plexiglass across the middle to let in some light. All the window frames must have hardware pre-installed to slide this over and secure down with wingnuts. That's what I'd do if I lived out here.

[Mazin]

Lmao Irviving and OBC. What's bad is I can mentally picture both of you saying that

[Great-Kazoo]

Here is a tree doing a jail break for all his plant friends trapped in this greenhouse. What courage.


Here is how to mitigate hurricane damage. This house was mostly untouched. What you are looking at is ribbed steel panels bolted over all the windows. Some of these have a 1' strip of identically ribbed plexiglass across the middle to let in some light. All the window frames must have hardware pre-installed to slide this over and secure down with wingnuts. That's what I'd do if I lived out here.

Not seeing anything but words.


BTW: God stopped by our place wearing his pachuco hat, smiling, telling the world to fuck off i'm going out




He asked me to turn the light off while he was at it.

[Irving]

I can see all the pictures (4) on my laptop, but only two of them on my mobile. I don't know what's going on, but neither of the ones that aren't showing are interesting enough for me to bother fixing them.

[Great-Kazoo]

I can see all the pictures (4) on my laptop, but only two of them on my mobile. I don't know what's going on, but neither of the ones that aren't showing are interesting enough for me to bother fixing them.

one of them appeared when i quoted ya'll Hows the panhandle of flourdough going?

[Irving]

First it was very stressful and hectic. Then I finally found my feet and fell into a good, sustainable rhythm. Right when I was excited to get my next batch of claims, they said that they don't think any more are coming and the storm is over. So now I've got to see if I can hop on someone else's roster, or go home early and waste a week's worth of AirBnB that I just bought two days ago. So at a minimum, I've got another week left. Otherwise, it's going well.