The post whore thread.

[Irving]

So here is the story. The people to the left of us left with almost an hour left on their lane, so we started bowling both lanes. It really says something about you as a bowler when you bowl way better left handed than right handed. Unfortunately, it doesn't say that you're a good bowler.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'm certain of it......Purina took over Marie Calendars.

It might look like fettuccini with chicken & broccoli on the outside of the box,........but this garbage isn't near what it used to be.

Why be homeless eating out of a dumpster, when I can have a job and actually pay money for a fantastic meal such as this?

[Irving]

A conundrum for sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

It really says something about you as a bowler when you bowl way better left handed than right handed. Unfortunately, it doesn't say that you're a good bowler.

I miss bowling, haven't done it for a while now.

[CS1983]

Things I recently learned:

Coinstar charges a fee if you get cash voucher. However, they charge NO FEE if you choose a gift card. Amazon is included in that.

If you use the aforementioned Amazon gift card and then decide to cancel the order (because for some reason a toddler booster seat for the dinner table takes 1-2 months to ship; are they having to pump the oil out of the ground before processing it into plastic?), said gift card balance goes back to your account under gift cards, since it was applied via your account for the order. (I've never used an Amazon gift card before)

Little Debbie Christmas Tree Cakes sound good at 3 in the morning after being up for 21 hours, but are revolting and will make you nauseated.

21.5 hours awake. Commands coming slowly. Much backspacing. Must remember to copy run start. Thank you, Grizzly Wintergreen, you are my only friend right now.

[CS1983]

I have now accidentally used the gift card balance on two amazon daily lightning deals for:

Onetigris admin molle pouch

Cold brew coffee maker thingy

Good thing I can convince my wife that the cold brew thing can also be used to make fruit infused water. LaCroix eat your possibly flavored heart out.

[CS1983]

Idea:

Buy: Retevis RT21 Two Way Radio Rechargeable 2 Way Radios UHF FRS 16CH VOX Scrambler Emergency Security Long Range Walkie Talkies with Secret Service Earpiece (10 Pack)
(https://www.amazon.com/Retevis-Recha...ZXQC6NEB3VGJ7X)

Rent: 3 Black Suburbans

Hire: 1 Midget

You and 9 friends: wear suits and make sure the earpieces are visible.

Go: anywhere very, very public in Denver in convoy and stop at pre-planned high vis locations. All get out and pull security with a detachment of 3 who escort the midget everywhere.

Objective: see how many autographs you can get him to sign, or places in which you can get him passed the waiting line, etc.

[ChickNorris]

Ok

[ChickNorris]

So like.. brad williams or jemma suicide or ?

[ChickNorris]

***PSA***

Be careful who you google in public & don't do it @ work either.