The post whore thread.

[Great-Kazoo]

Would you trade a car for an equivalent amount of fuel?

Only if it was alcohol free and storage was not an issue. I'd also drain the tank or run it close to on E before doing a trade.

[wyome]

Got the plans for our backyard deck today... nice... now I need to sell a kidney to pay for it...

[Mazin]

-“You know how these work, right?” said my wife, looking at a couple empty ice cube trays sitting on the counter.

-“Those are automatic, and seem to just take care of themselves”, I replied.

Fast-forward a week: we’re out of ice in the freezer, and the trays sit empty on the counter. Clearly they must be broken, so I wrote “ice cube trays” on the grocery list.

I’m curious to see if I wake up in the morning.

[ChickNorris]

Yes indeed

[Great-Kazoo]

-“You know how these work, right?” said my wife, looking at a couple empty ice cube trays sitting on the counter.

-“Those are automatic, and seem to just take care of themselves”, I replied.

Fast-forward a week: we’re out of ice in the freezer, and the trays sit empty on the counter. Clearly they must be broken, so I wrote “ice cube trays” on the grocery list.

I’m curious to see if I wake up in the morning.

The spouse told me she wanted a new dishwasher for her b-day. Never understood why she got mad when i showed her the dishwasher.



So what if she didn't speak english.



No good deed goes unpunished.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I've stopped asking to go shooting with you nancys. Each of you always has an excuse.

Oh, it's probably just nobody knows how you'd do in a quick bank robbery, or police shoot out, random kidnapping, etc. I wouldn't take it personal.

[Irving]

If Chick.N doesn't get invited to a range session, or misses out on one more item in the Trading Post, she's going to lose it!

[OtterbatHellcat]

Well, I guess I'm a chump then...

Yeah, I as well fall into that category.

[CS1983]

I wish there was a brass magnet.

My fishing magnet is working great for steel case stuff, though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

I’m curious to see if I wake up in the morning.

That...was funny shit, Fentonite.