Yeah, Brutal. Actually I am interested.
I've been looking for over a month trying to find someone who can do what I want. Tonight I've been sitting here thinking about all the ways I can use the material I bought for it's original purpose and not have it look retarded when it was done. I made some progress and came up with some decent ideas actually, however none of it really comes close to the cleaner look of the "U" shaped traditional nerf bar with about a 23 degree angle 1 foot in from perimeter to get centered to frame plate. Except 1 *maybe*...and that would still be really labor intensive for a guy with limited quality equipment and ability to duplicate the same cuts with precision multiple times.
None of the garbage aftermarket products I've been able to find are acceptable.