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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    There's always porn.
    Define "Always"

    Like how many times can you dress up as a milkman, cop or ups driver, to visit the sexy neighbor lady. Without the rest of the neighborhood getting suspicious.





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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Apparently I failed at making a 'bundle of joy' implication in reply to your newest family member comment. Sheesh
    Not sheesh,
    clarification.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    There's always porn.
    Um...… I like porn.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    <obscene gesture>
    Like. Snow is not my friend.


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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
    There's always porn.
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    Here's to a shitty movie blaring in the background, because someone else wants to watch it. Selflessness involves a lot of things.


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    Noise canceling headphones bro

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Noise canceling headphones bro
    I'd rather let off a few rounds in the backyard. Gets everyone's attention and lowers the volume
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    Sheeeeit… I know I do stuff and watch stuff that works the opposite way.

    I'll have live PD on soon enough I suppose, …..that redneck, POS, "why are you watching that?....it's so stupid, and the same all the time.", pro-Cop, anti-douchebag, like to see the bad guy eat shit....show.

    Headphones?.....when's the next time you're gonna get laid?....lol.

    How ya doin', brother?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    I'd rather let off a few rounds in the backyard. Gets everyone's attention and lowers the volume
    Ahh.... and the Cops would show up, and arrest my ass for being a dumbass.


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