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    Heck, I always thought that age-old question had to do with pooping. It never even occurred to me that a grown-ass man would need to drop his drawers to simply pee. Then again, never expected to write a post that contained “poop” and “pee”.

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    ^Like

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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    SO ... An old thread in the concealed carry, or other place in the forum popped in to me brain pan today. I believe the question was.

    What to do with your gun when using a public restroom, while CCW.

    I realized the answer, while may piss some off, is a simple one.


    WEAR MEN'S UNDERWEAR.

    Not this unisex, zero flap opening shit, for the gender confused, yet DNA verified male. That has you fiddle fucking around trying to lower undies (or should i say panties) get manhood over elastic, trying to hit the urinal. Worrying if the elastic is gonna snap up, pissing all over yourself instead.


    If you wore men's underwear you could......

    Walk up to urinal, unzip, reach into then pull out of flap, one's manhood. Piss, reverse procedure, wash hands and leave.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Heck, I always thought that age-old question had to do with pooping. It never even occurred to me that a grown-ass man would need to drop his drawers to simply pee. Then again, never expected to write a post that contained “poop” and “pee”.
    ^like

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    A whole bunch of win in those post. GJ HO's!!!

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    Hahaha. I posted a millisecond earlier than Dave and stole Kazoo’s “like”.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Heck, I always thought that age-old question had to do with pooping. It never even occurred to me that a grown-ass man would need to drop his drawers to simply pee. Then again, never expected to write a post that contained “poop” and “pee”.
    Well if you're too pooped to pee. Sit down on the job. No one's gonna know, no one cares. Unless you start a thread about it. There's always a Dependable, solution.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fentonite View Post
    Hahaha. I posted a millisecond earlier than Dave and stole Kazoo?s ?like?.
    Yes, yes you did

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    Never sit too piss but I've been known to take my time taking a dump, it's my peaceful reading time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Yes, yes you did
    Man Up. [X] [X] [X] [X] ??
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    Block of cheese, knife, cold beer, Live PD.

    Add some pussy in there, and you've got a recipe for a great evening.



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