The post whore thread.

[iego]

Pretty sure he means "Department of Transportation" DOT Torture.

Traffic Jams, etc.

-John

[Irving]

http://bfy.tw/Mm8H

I'm working right now, which means I shouldn't even be responding at all, let alone doing Google image searches of Melanie Martinez and researching dot torture.

CDOT has their own highway entrance to I-25 just South of 84th. Bunch of elitists.

[Irving]

Hey, are any of your wives watching the Lorena Bobbit documentary on Netflix and going out of their way to make sure you know about it and that you see every photograph of a penis possible? I'm asking for a friend.

ETA: Lorena Bobbit started the real #MeToo movement, but no one cared then.

EATA: If any stand up comedians are trolling the PWT, you had better not steal my Lorena Bobbit/#MeToo movement joke or I'll know. I'm hammering that out into a polished joke.

[Great-Kazoo]

I'll be in COS on Sunday.

Hey, are any of your wives watching the Lorena Bobbit documentary on Netflix and going out of their way to make sure you know about it and that you see every photograph of a penis possible? I'm asking for a friend.

ETA: Lorena Bobbit started the real #MeToo movement, but no one cared then.

EATA: If any stand up comedians are trolling the PWT, you had better not steal my Lorena Bobbit/#MeToo movement joke or I'll know. I'm hammering that out into a polished joke.

You hear Lorena Bobbit was in a car accident

[Great-Kazoo]

Some dick cut her off

[Irving]

Please don't tell jokes that make my once year-old laugh.

[ChickNorris]

Good morning folks

[ChickNorris]

Off yer azz an on to your feet!

[ChickNorris]

Get yer azz outta dat bed!

[wyome]

I'm awake