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    Why did it snow last night? Because I put a car on jacks and need to work in the cold garage.
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    You should have done that a few days ago when it was eighty degrees outside.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Erni View Post
    Why did it snow last night? Because I put a car on jacks and need to work in the cold garage.
    So it was you. Thanks.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Erni View Post
    Why did it snow last night? Because I put a car on jacks and need to work in the cold garage.
    Because I took the dead useless won't hold a charge battery out of my car to exchange at Walmart and when Auto was closed the dingbats at customer service couldn't figure out how to do it.

    WTF was I thinking buying a WM battery?
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Because I took the dead useless won't hold a charge battery out of my car to exchange at Walmart and when Auto was closed the dingbats at customer service couldn't figure out how to do it.

    WTF was I thinking buying a WM battery?
    LOL so it's both of you.
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    My neighbor is getting a new roof today.

    Think its actually because of her if that's how it works.
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    Quote Originally Posted by brutal View Post
    Because I took the dead useless won't hold a charge battery out of my car to exchange at Walmart and when Auto was closed the dingbats at customer service couldn't figure out how to do it.

    WTF was I thinking buying a WM battery?
    You gotta put it on a jack to change the battery?
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    Cars are a pain in the ass.


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    I stifled a wise crack about a shift knob ...
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    Im ornery today
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