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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    I enjoyed this.
    This one made me laugh thinking of some of my friend's possible reactions if they were on the train. Gets better once they board.

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    : )
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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    Someone say toes?

    Hopefully we don't see this in the trading post...those toes are very much in need of a lot of care

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    Quote Originally Posted by CavSct1983 View Post
    Someone say toes?

    That shit just freaks me out.
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    Those are those fake monster feet. Either that, or this guy's biggest problem is that the balls of his feet are 8-10" wide.
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    The car alarm jam was pretty funny, Irving.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    Those are those fake monster feet. Either that, or this guy's biggest problem is that the balls of his feet are 8-10" wide.
    I saw that guy on a shuttle in Vegas once. Not sure how they let him on a flight.
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    Speaking of flights....one I was on recently, there was some kid seated behind me that was an expert on everything and hadn't shut up since take off. Later, the stewardess started the cart down the aisle, and when she got to me, I motioned her closer...she bent down and asked if I'd like a beverage.

    I said yeah,.... do you have a can of STFU in there?

    The lady lost it laughing.


    Later when closer to arrival, the backwards seated lady and I had an eye contact moment....and I rolled my eyes, and she laughed again. That dude never shut up for the entire hour and a half flight.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
    Speaking of flights....one I was on recently, there was some kid seated behind me that was an expert on everything and hadn't shut up since take off. Later, the stewardess started the cart down the aisle, and when she got to me, I motioned her closer...she bent down and asked if I'd like a beverage.

    I said yeah,.... do you have a can of STFU in there?

    The lady lost it laughing.


    Later when closer to arrival, the backwards seated lady and I had an eye contact moment....and I rolled my eyes, and she laughed again. That dude never shut up for the entire hour and a half flight.
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    Morning folks.

    Time to make the donuts.
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