The post whore thread.

[whitewalrus]

Been years since I?ve been there. I should try and make it out one Friday for some sporting clays.

I like their course as it?s shaded most of the way with trees. Their skeet courses are as well

[Irving]

Pickles are great. Currently have the hiccups though because I are one too fast.

[Irving]

Is it easy to distinguish fat guy wearing golf shoes hanging Christmas lights from actual hail damage? Asking for a friend.

Oh yeah.

[brutal]

Oh yeah.

Damn.

[brutal]

Irving,

What sort of footwear would you recommend?

Maybe these?

[brutal]

Or these?

[Irving]

One trick people use is to cut the head off of a spoon and glue it to the bottom of their shoe. Then as they walk the roof during an inspection, they twist their ankle each time and grind out a mark onto the roof. Or they use a quarter or nickle to carve out a "bruise." That leaves a distinct mark though because the roof tar gets dragged over the top of the granules. One time I could see the striations from the side of the quarter. Meanwhile, total amateurs use a ball peen hammer, or a regular hammer, and stand in one spot so all the marks are in a big arc that just so happens to be an arm's length wide.

[whitewalrus]

One trick people use is to cut the head off of a spoon and glue it to the bottom of their shoe. Then as they walk the roof during an inspection, they twist their ankle each time and grind out a mark onto the roof. Or they use a quarter or nickle to carve out a "bruise." That leaves a distinct mark though because the roof tar gets dragged over the top of the granules. One time I could see the striations from the side of the quarter. Meanwhile, total amateurs use a ball peen hammer, or a regular hammer, and stand in one spot so all the marks are in a big arc that just so happens to be an arm's length wide.

Good thing I didn?t let any of the endless stream of roofing contractors that came by after the storm on my roof.

[Irving]

I don't understand doing shit like that in Colorado, especially this time of year. There are houses that are completely BLASTED from hail. Why even waste your time, or risk the trouble to fake damage?

"I already got twelve other houses bought in this neighborhood bro!"

Great, go work on them.

[ChickNorris]

I need to get out soon as well. I?ll let you know if I head up to Colorado Clays

Yes please