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    Quote Originally Posted by BuffCyclist View Post
    This just belongs here. Took this photo back when I lived in NM. Just found it the other day.



    Yes, I saw it. Funny too.

    Yay for illiteracy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Yes, I saw it. Funny too.

    Yay for illiteracy.
    Yay for a state that everyone believes is part of Mexico!

    No joke, when we moved to our house here and met our neighbor (lady in her late 70s), we told her we came from New Mexico. Her reply: "Oh my gosh, but your English is so good!". Wait, no, like New Mexico, not Mexico. "Right, the state right next to Texas".

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    Where Spanish is required in all government documentation.

    I have to be extremely careful about rolling and breaking my ankles (again). The only time I might run is a fire. If they break, I run on them broken, roll, or crawl. Other than that, 'fight or flight' only gives me one option.
    Last edited by Gman; 08-19-2019 at 13:47.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Where Spanish is required in all government documentation.

    I have to be extremely careful about rolling and breaking my ankles (again). The only time I might run is a fire. If they break, I run on them broken, roll, or crawl. Other than that, 'fight or flight' only gives me one option.
    Wait... are you a phoenix?! You're gonna sprout wings in a fire and fly away! SO COOL!

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    Nope. Adrenaline does do some interesting things though.
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    Okay, I just went through one of those unexpected "Windows Updates"
    When the computer came back on, there is an icon for CO AR-15 in the middle of my second screen (no other icons on that screen).
    And, it opened in the middle of today's postings on this thread.
    Not a joke!
    WTF, have I been infested?
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    Black Rifle disease?
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    You cant escape. I was gone for 5-yrs. Came back to sell stuff and got stuck.

    Plus, no ones buying my crap.

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    Quote Originally Posted by BladesNBarrels View Post
    Okay, I just went through one of those unexpected "Windows Updates"
    When the computer came back on, there is an icon for CO AR-15 in the middle of my second screen (no other icons on that screen).
    And, it opened in the middle of today's postings on this thread.
    Not a joke!
    WTF, have I been infested?


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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    The only thing I might be able to run from is a fire.
    Please. The bathroom is the only thing i can see running to.
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