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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    Damn, just got busted rough housing with Reba in living room. I thought it was pretty funny(GSD tearing through house ricocheting off the furniture and going crazy while I encourage) but wife is kinda pissed and Reba is all shook up and butt kissing.

    Pansy.

    Think I'll get another beer.
    This post is nothing without video. I suggest a repeat...when wife is away.

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    Hmm, Mrs bo is going to town this morning for errands...
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    Quote Originally Posted by buffalobo View Post
    Hmm, Mrs bo is going to town this morning for errands...

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    Hoping to get the larger tripod and attached items from a deal later today. It's the big brother to the camera tripod i picked up the other day.

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    After a particular east Indian scammer called my work # three times in a row "Sir, Why did you hang up on me?" I decided to screw with him.

    After dragging him on for a very long time, he started getting pissed off, and kept repeating himself "Sir, are you dumb? What is wrong with you? Sir, what are you trying to do here?" getting more an more angry each time.

    PS, he never got to do any spiel. Mostly I was acting like a heavily retarded (PC police), visually impaired elderly man that went straight to the credit card.

    It really made a good start to the morning, though

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Holding that halo up with horns are you?

    Those aren’t horns, they are halo stands, so that you don’t mess your hair up.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by SideShow Bob View Post
    Those aren’t horns, they are halo stands, so that you don’t mess your hair up.......
    ;-)
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    I'll try the howdy bit again.


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    Soooo.... I just awoke to my cat viciously attacking my face.

    What the bloody hell!?!?

    Blood everywhere, several very deep scratches & a couple of punctures.

    Um, What the f*?!?!

    Its been 10m & I'm still bleeding from two wounds because they are so deep.

    What the f* Monk?!!!

    I better find a bunch of spider legs or evidence of something equally creepy crawly or a big piece of fluffy yarn when I clean up the blood.

    F***
    Last edited by ChickNorris; 09-28-2019 at 07:07. Reason: Profanity
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