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    Maybe it'll make him laugh until it Hz.
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Maybe it'll make him laugh until it Hz.
    We were just lightning the conversation.
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    One more plug at punny there Gman?
    My airstream has been stolen by dopers

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    Maybe it'll make him laugh until it Hertz.
    FIFY, in case a dim bulb on the forum doesn?t know what Hz is the abbreviation for......

    You know just to be PC & all inclusive......
    My T.P. wheeling and dealing feedback is here.

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    Oh. The car rental place.

    I was thinking it had something to do with frequency.

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    It could, if you regularly rent cars.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Irving View Post
    It could, if you regularly rent cars.
    They have a battery of cars, so it shouldn't be a problem if you do.

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    So the main program that I use for work has a spell checker built in, I guess. It always puts the little red line under the word "perimeter." It drives me crazy to the point where I've looked it up multiple times to make sure I don't have a blind spot in my spelling. So fucking aggravating that a program that deals exclusively with structural damage wouldn't have the word perimeter in its little dictionary.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    I guess I could have been clicking on "Add to Dictionary" for months now. Still annoying.
    "There are no finger prints under water."

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    Me: That's spelled wrong.
    Computer: No it's not.
    Me: Yes it is. It looks weird.
    Computer: Looks okay to me!

    (five days later)

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