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    OK, that is very funny.
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    Quote Originally Posted by CS1983 View Post
    Bidets are where it’s at. Way cleaner. Wet wipes are 2nd. I feel like a disgusting barbarian when I have to use regular TP.
    I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?
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    Quote Originally Posted by spqrzilla View Post
    So has trans surgery.
    Not planning to try that either.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Wonder when the genuis' will figure out you can use paper towels as toilet tissue
    In a pinch, you can wipe with a squirrel or rabbit. Softer than anything you can buy in a roll.
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    Quote Originally Posted by theGinsue View Post
    I've considered getting a bidet attachment for my toilet. Since you have experience with them, do they reduce the amount of actual wiping required (will it save me on TP consumption)?
    Hummer likes his. For $50 on Amazon, I've been considering as well.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gman View Post
    Bidets are French, and just saying the word leaves a bad taste in my mouth.

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    This was pretty funny too
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mazin View Post
    Thats what she said......
    She's probably not wrong.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ChickNorris View Post
    She's probably not wrong.
    Sure she is. Women are never right.
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    Quote Originally Posted by ray1970 View Post
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