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    Default The post whore thread.

    We're supposed to have our best chance of rain today that we've had in weeks. A whopping 20%.

    Is a good thing I didn't choose to seed a lawn this year.

    ETA: Oops. Was adjusted down to 10% overnight.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    OK.

    The monsoon has been real nice this year. So nice, it looks like a scene from Day of the Triffids, out there.
    Good time to have eye surgery then.
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    Any surgery kinda scares me, but especially anything on my vision.


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    Quote Originally Posted by OtterbatHellcat View Post
    Any surgery kinda scares me, but especially anything on my vision.
    You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




    Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




    Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.
    You misspelled senile.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Great-Kazoo View Post
    You're in a trance like state when they slit your cornea. Then vacuum out the old lens, replacing it with a fixed lens, of choice. The weird thing is while under, it feels like you're under water, looking up, towards the surface.




    Now a scary surgery is, having a penile reduction. But it's easier to wear shorts without people staring at you, afterwards.
    Glad you're now safe to wear spandex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    Glad you're now safe to wear spandex.
    HEY! it snuggles up to the manhood quite well. Or did you want another picture? for your wallet, of course
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    I had to throw my old wallet out because of the last picture.
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    Quote Originally Posted by William View Post
    I had to throw my old wallet out because of the last picture.
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    Don't be sad, just not that into other guys
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