The post whore thread.

[Irving]

Seems like a wise use of your time.

I can't even imagine the kind of monster it takes to send out a batch mailer.

[brutal]

I received a very irritating letter in the mail, and this is my response.

Dear Dale and Christine Long,

It?s really disappointing to me that you?ve taken the time to scour information that shouldn?t be public in the first place, and I think it?s a sin for you to do so.
Not only do I refuse your uninitiated contact, I believe it?s disgusting that you?re shoving your religious bullshit into my face in my home. I will refrain from any threats, however, let me make it extremely clear to you that I most certainly wish no further contact from you or anyone else that you, or your organization (Jehovah Witnesses) are associated with.
It is in my opinion, an abomination of my freedom in America to be subjected to your subversive self appointed ideals for which I don?t give a shit about.
Sincerely,
Someone not interested in cult horseshit.

If they knock, strip down and answer the door naked with a gun and ask them if they want to talk about Jesus.

[Irving]

You could try talking to them too. I talked to my Jehova's Witnesses for at least two years after they came knocking. To go door to door for any reason besides money might mean they might have something important to say.

Beware though, not all Jahova's Witnesses are created equal.

[OtterbatHellcat]

If they knock, strip down and answer the door naked with a gun and ask them if they want to talk about Jesus.

I like this idea, but I've already covered that front in the past. None of them has knocked on my door since then.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Beware though, not all Jahova's Witnesses are created equal.

You might make light of invading my mailbox with religious drivel, but I insist on putting a stop to it. The cult has crossed another line that I will not tolerate.

[Irving]

Lol, sure.

[OtterbatHellcat]

lol my ass.... you're being a pain in the ass again.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Irving aside...this wasn't a junk mail mass mailing....it was a hand written envelope from assholes pushing religious bullshit on to me, and I won't stand for it.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Don't fuck with me if I haven't done something wrong.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Two warthogs just flew over the house, that was cool.