The post whore thread.

[SideShow Bob]

Just wait.. Till you can't walk in to another room. Because you forgot to put your leg on.

Tell me you did a face plant…. I am so picturing you doing a face plant…….

Sorry for having a big laugh at your expense, but picturing someone doing a face plant after getting up out of the “Lazy Boy” and doing a face plant because they forgot to put on their prosthetic leg had me splitting my sides laughing………. ��

[OtterbatHellcat]

I'd have been standing out there and watching it too, Lobo.

[OtterbatHellcat]

GK it's been a drop off in wildlife around here this year so far. Never hear the owls or coyotes anymore like in the past.

There were three of those pigadillo things runnin' through the yard a month ago though.

[OtterbatHellcat]

Finally got that lumbar MRI today plus a secondary one in succession, spending an hour in the bangy tube sucked. Precluded with xrays of course.

Bitch is....I'm leaving that place and some assholes car alarm is going off in the parking lot. Black Yukon turd, and I realize there's a dog inside. WTF? I boogie in to the pharmacy and ask the guy some questions about the cars owners and he helps verify the owners aren't on our side of the parking lot, we go over to the other other side and spill it to the clinic desk....they're concerned and start looking into it, I called Prescott PD and in the middle of the call the owners come back to the Pukon. I was ready to break the fuckin window and saw there were two dogs in there. Beagles I think.

I ask these assholes if it's their car, they say yes and looked at me like it was none of my business and what's my problem? Dispatcher hung up and and I absorbed the moment.

I reminded myself that I'm positive I won't like it in jail...got in my car and left. Fuckin assholes.

[Erni]

I have realized that man invented alcohol to cope with the loss of his dog.

[00tec]

I have realized that man invented alcohol to cope with the loss of his dog.

You're not wrong. And it was my wife's dog.
I'm gonna develope a worse habit if I lose my bird.

[Great-Kazoo]

Finally got that lumbar MRI today plus a secondary one in succession, spending an hour in the bangy tube sucked. Precluded with xrays of course.

Bitch is....I'm leaving that place and some assholes car alarm is going off in the parking lot. Black Yukon turd, and I realize there's a dog inside. WTF? I boogie in to the pharmacy and ask the guy some questions about the cars owners and he helps verify the owners aren't on our side of the parking lot, we go over to the other other side and spill it to the clinic desk....they're concerned and start looking into it, I called Prescott PD and in the middle of the call the owners come back to the Pukon. I was ready to break the fuckin window and saw there were two dogs in there. Beagles I think.

I ask these assholes if it's their car, they say yes and looked at me like it was none of my business and what's my problem? Dispatcher hung up and and I absorbed the moment.

I reminded myself that I'm positive I won't like it in jail...got in my car and left. Fuckin assholes.

You're actually protected in AZ IF one needs to rescue a pet, or child, from a vehicle.

https://www.phoenix.org/guides/the-o...0a%20hot%20car.

[Great-Kazoo]

GK it's been a drop off in wildlife around here this year so far. Never hear the owls or coyotes anymore like in the past.

There were three of those pigadillo things runnin' through the yard a month ago though.

The spouse said. Holee sheet. Check this out...................... As she's looking out the window. Coyote has one of the neighbors cluckers in it's jaws, trotting down the easement. Big ol fat red hen, neighbors didn't know it till she informed them they should count their birds..

Skunks been fairly active in the lot next to us.

[Great-Kazoo]

Tell me you did a face plant…. I am so picturing you doing a face plant…….

Sorry for having a big laugh at your expense, but picturing someone doing a face plant after getting up out of the “Lazy Boy” and doing a face plant because they forgot to put on their prosthetic leg had me splitting my sides laughing………. ��

Will do you one better.


Nothing like getting up to piss, middle of the night. Realizing as you're pissing on yourself. You're holding your stump, not your dick.

[OtterbatHellcat]

And another week passes as we march towards our most certain death.

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