The post whore thread.

[islandermyk]

Stamps came in. 3 to be exact. It's like Xmas. I'm celebrating right now with a bottle of Pinot noir all to myself.

can I touch it and.... and... and.... never mind...


... I already made a mess just thinking of what I'll do with your 3 items

[islandermyk]

Why the f*ck am I up so damn early....


... I'm going back to sleep

[islandermyk]

Aaahh... okay....


... my bladder was screaming "pressure relief valve" is going to release unholy hell onto to the toilet

[islandermyk]

Dammit.. that was kinda funny there...

... this is starting to wake me up...

[islandermyk]

uh uh...



... this whore is goin back to sleep...

[islandermyk]

pressure relief valve relieved... check..

sleep mode ready... check..

... dammit... now I'm getting hungry.. sh*t

[islandermyk]

I almost forgot how much an apatite can be built up whoring

[islandermyk]

Gotta shut all things that allow light into the house and eat in the dark...



... maybe that'll put this whore to sleep

[islandermyk]

... and I'm gonna dream of ponies hopping over things...


... counting off....


1 little pony...

[islandermyk]

okay...



.. now I'm really gonna need to eat...



... and then maybe a poop