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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    You shut your whore mouth!
    But this is the whore thread...gotta whore here!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    But this is the whore thread...gotta whore here!
    You have a point....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Troublco View Post
    The bacon-kini thing reminded me of something someone had mentioned before about developing a bacon bomb for use in the Mideast...but I was thinking more of training suicide porkers. Pigs with vests...could work. Train 'em to run into the highest concentrations of Middle Eastern men with beards... Just have to develop a reliable system of delivery...
    C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    Because calling is a no no... You'll learn all about that once you start applying places...
    Oh you're applying to APD? Nice! I'm still waiting for JCSO to post up when they are accepting apps for their next academy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters.
    Perfect!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Oh you're applying to APD? Nice! I'm still waiting for JCSO to post up when they are accepting apps for their next academy.
    You know they just had a process, right? It could be a year or two before they have another. I was in their process too. Didn't get picked.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    C-130 with static line parachutes... the smell of shit- I mean body odor of the average Arab male- will attract the pigs enough. But with a looming bacon shortage maybe we should just use bacon grease delivered via crop dusters.
    You can't let a little setback like a shortage interfere with progress. This is the age of smart weapons...you cannot digress! Must keep moving forward...intelligent swine utilized as WMD's (Weapons of Muslim Destruction) can be the future of this ideological/religious conflict!

    (Wow...it's getting so deep I'm not sure I can stand it!
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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    You know they just had a process, right? It could be a year or two before they have another. I was in their process too. Didn't get picked.
    Oh really? I started checking back in July/Aug- I must have just missed it. I thought they did 2 academies a year... I do have Veteran's Preference and if Amendment S -State Personnel System passes in Nov I'll have extra points for that!

    I guess just hang until they open for applications...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Ronin13 View Post
    Oh really? I started checking back in July/Aug- I must have just missed it. I thought they did 2 academies a year... I do have Veteran's Preference and if Amendment S -State Personnel System passes in Nov I'll have extra points for that!

    I guess just hang until they open for applications...
    I have a huge amount of hate for Vet Pref Points... I got booted out of the process for Adams County by an asshat Vet... He only beat me based on his Vet Pref Points... He was fired half way through the academy...



    To be clear, it's not the Vets I have a problem with. It's the fact that they're given points for no other reason that being a Vet. It's one thing to lose to a DECENT and DESERVING Vet... It's another thing to get beat out by some clown that can't even make it all the way through the academy... And, because I already worked with him, I knew he was going to suck in the academy anyway. Dude was afraid of his own shadow...

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    Quote Originally Posted by JM Ver. 2.0 View Post
    I have a huge amount of hate for Vet Pref Points... I got booted out of the process for Adams County by an asshat Vet... He only beat me based on his Vet Pref Points... He was fired half way through the academy...



    To be clear, it's not the Vets I have a problem with. It's the fact that they're given points for no other reason that being a Vet. It's one thing to lose to a DECENT and DESERVING Vet... It's another thing to get beat out by some clown that can't even make it all the way through the academy... And, because I already worked with him, I knew he was going to suck in the academy anyway. Dude was afraid of his own shadow...
    Oh really? See I'm of the type that I will not accept defeat- I aim to be the top graduate from the academy. I have aspirations to work Patrol, SWAT, and hopefully work my way up to SGT... but unlike most JCSO deputies, I have ZERO aspirations to leave the Mountain Precinct and go work down in the city.
    "There is no news in the truth, and no truth in the news."
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