The post whore thread.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

Nope.. You were obviously never a boy scout. Always be prepared... or whatever.

Unless you were having a marathon session there is no excuse for not having them.. how many times have you driven past a walgreens, king soopers, 7-11 in the course of a few days..

You obviously did not think you had a chance in hell of getting laid.

Then instead of going to get some you posted how frustrated you are about it.. how very Ronin of you...

Turn in your man card.

You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.

[HoneyBadger]

Anyone watching the Colts v Packers game? Refs are terrible... I thought we got the real refs back?? 3+ missed pass interference calls, a helmet to helmet call that clearly wasn't there...

Anyway, it's nice to see Andrew Luck playing well.

[brutal]

Did not see the game. Who got the short end of the stick?

[HoneyBadger]

It was pretty bad in the first half, but I didn't see any reffing issues with the second half... And man what a come back! Andrew Luck is easily the best rookie quarterback I've seen in a long time. Makes Tim Tebow look like a high school quarterback...

[SideShow Bob]

I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NaS-EydfJ3g

[TriggerHappy]

You're party right. This girl isn't one of those that'll just jump into bed with someone. So yes, I was a bit surprised it all ended up that way.

Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.

[FireMoth]

Excuses, excuses....don't blame her for you not being prepared. Also -1 on the man card. Pathetic, going bareback always adds some excitement to ones life.

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

[HoneyBadger]

Actually, im really surprised that happened. Professional women usually come prepared. I mean, once he paid her, it should have been straight to the rubber menu...

...and SOOO vlose to losing his virginity too. Bummer.

OHHHHH SNAP!

[Irving]

I just want you all to know.... There is no greater form of torture and frustration than having your girlfriend on top of you, naked, saying she wants to have sex with you... Then realizing you have no condom.... Fuck. My. Life.

Ask, Tell, Make. I guess you already forgot.

[Monky]

If anyone is going to see JM anytime soon let me know.. I'll go to the store and get him some rubbers.. Blue balls are no joke.