The post whore thread.

[blacklabel]

Fuckin white people.. Sangria in a bottle..

What about mangria?

[Great-Kazoo]

I want a personal sammich maker.......

One more guy and you'll be a sandwich, Beach

[JM Ver. 2.0]

One more guy and you'll be a sandwich, Beach

So much anger... A Jedi you will not be.

[Monky]

My god people are trying my fucking patience tonight..

Believe it or not.. I'm a pretty reasonable guy.. probably the nicest asshole you'll ever meet..

So I order dinner tonight, and they screw it up.. no problem they'll fix it.

The new order comes and the driver goes as he's walking away 'thanks for the tip asshole'..

I pondered what to do for a second.. and he sees me still standing there w/ the door open.. and starts walking back and goes 'is there a problem'...

'Yeah there is a fucking problem, the reason this order was 'free' is because the order that was delivered 40 mins ago was wrong, this is the fix for it. The other driver, it won't be hard to find out who, got a $5 tip because I didn't have change and my dog was going nuts, so he got a 50% tip on an order that took 5 mins out of his life to complete. Which given your attitude is apparently more of a tip than you seem capable of making at a job that requires you NOT to make comments like that as you walk away. So when you get back to your store, and your manager is standing in the doorway waiting for you, because I'm going to call the store AND i'm going to email your corporate office as well.. you can think about the smart ass comment you made when you're looking for a job.'

Fucking kids..

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking

[theGinsue]

"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??

These two are my personal favorites.

[theGinsue]

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking

Start? There's your problem; you should have been drinking all along.

[Great-Kazoo]

My god people are trying my fucking patience tonight..

Believe it or not.. I'm a pretty reasonable guy.. probably the nicest asshole you'll ever meet..

So I order dinner tonight, and they screw it up.. no problem they'll fix it.

The new order comes and the driver goes as he's walking away 'thanks for the tip asshole'..

I pondered what to do for a second.. and he sees me still standing there w/ the door open.. and starts walking back and goes 'is there a problem'...

'Yeah there is a fucking problem, the reason this order was 'free' is because the order that was delivered 40 mins ago was wrong, this is the fix for it. The other driver, it won't be hard to find out who, got a $5 tip because I didn't have change and my dog was going nuts, so he got a 50% tip on an order that took 5 mins out of his life to complete. Which given your attitude is apparently more of a tip than you seem capable of making at a job that requires you NOT to make comments like that as you walk away. So when you get back to your store, and your manager is standing in the doorway waiting for you, because I'm going to call the store AND i'm going to email your corporate office as well.. you can think about the smart ass comment you made when you're looking for a job.'

Fucking kids..

I feel like I've been around Jim too much. I need to start drinking

WHOA there DUDE. Blame the white man, you will not .

[Monky]

There's your license to mess with them!

*deep bass voice* This is she!
or
"I'm transgendered. Am I the one you want to speak with?"
or
"She's tied up and has a gag in her mouth. Can you call back in about two hours?"
or
*sobbing* She left me....I'm down to the crumbles of cereal in a box and a half jar of mustard. HELP ME! What do I do?!??

I needed that laugh... I'm currently wondering what this little shit head delivery driver is going to attempt to do.. seeing as he has my address.. Oh I can only hope.

I'm not really an asshole am I? Those of you who know me? Not people like Jim.

[JM Ver. 2.0]

I needed that laugh... I'm currently wondering what this little shit head delivery driver is going to attempt to do.. seeing as he has my address.. Oh I can only hope.

I'm not really an asshole am I? Those of you who know me? Not people like Jim.

No. You're not an asshole once you get to know you. And your dog isn't nearly as scary as he looks either.

[theGinsue]

hey soccer is fun

The mom's are......

Ziiiing! We have a winner!