"You're a personal friend of the Chief? I'm having dinner with him tonight, I'll tell him you said hello. Sign here, press hard, five copies."

"Your taxes pay my salary? I pay taxes too, guess that makes me self employed. Press hard, five copies"

"Your taxes pay my salary? Stop paying them and see how long it takes to to get laid off. Press hard, five copies"

"They let you do that in New Mexico? Guess you should have done it there then. Press hard, five copies"

"You'll have my job for this? Getting kind of tired of it anyway, press hard five copies"

"You're from out of state? What does a red light/stop sign mean in your state? Press hard, five copies"